Convo with Sam {underage drinking}

Sam: Mommy, I cant wait until I am 16
Me: Oh yeah, why is that?
Sam: So I can have alcohol
Mom: Sorry buddy you have to be 21
Sam: Oh I can count to 21 ...he counts to 21...Was that right mommy?
Me: Yes
Sam: So now can I have alcohol?
Me: No, you have to be 21
Sam: I said I can count to 21
Me: No, you have to be 21 YEARS old - you have 17 more years to go
Sam: Well what can I have at 16?
Me: Nothing
Sam: Beer?
Me: No
Sam: Well pick a new number
Me: For what?
Sam: For when I can have liquor
Me: Oh look at the Christmas lights....