Sam

 

 

Sam: Why do you keep yelling at me?

Me: Because you don't listen Sam. If you listened I wouldn't have to yell

Sam: Well I can't help it! God made me this way!

Me: oh yeah?

ok now I felt bad and gave him a hug

 

.....5 seconds later

 

Me: Umm No. God lets you make your own decisions so don't blame this on him.

Sam: hmph!

 

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Sam: Mommy can you lift your eyebrow like this?

Me: Let me try

Sam: No No You're not doing it

Me: Now am I?

Sam: No like this

Me: Now?

Sam: No mommy, you cant do it

Me: Well that's pretty cool that you can

Sam: yeah God made me special didn't he?

Me: he sure did buddy - he sure did!