Sam loves to help out in the kitchen - for his 1/2 birthday I got him some new bowls and a knife of his very own! He likes to make egg salad and regular salad (lettuce and veggies)
Sam: Mommy did you know I have 3 girlfriends.
Me: Wow - that's a lot!
Sam: Yeah so I am going to marry Juliana, then Anna, then Gianna, then I am going to marry Juliana again because she is my favorite.
driving past a cemetery
Sam: Mommy looks its a cemetery
Me: Oh cool!
Sam: And look I just saw Jesus's mom!!!
Me: you did?
Sam: Yes and she wasn't even dead!!!
Me: goose bumps
Sam: She wasn't mommy - she was alive!!